Why is it okay for people with kids to be late?!

If I was an hour late it would be unacceptable. But if you have kids apparently you have a totally valid reason.

I hate double standards.

I also hate getting up early to get ready because “my child is up at 5 so any time after that” and then waiting for AN HOUR because you couldn’t get your child out the door.

I’m getting cranky and child I intolerant in my old age.

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via hatteress)

I never thought of myself as the girl in the bikini.

(Source: holland-roden, via sleeperbucky)

ravingrevolution:

Hoechlin’s so nice he trolls himself

ravingrevolution:

Hoechlin’s so nice he trolls himself

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pyjamazombie:

typette:

strawwolf:

achipandachair:

sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

this is great.

I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke

Thank the gods for Weird Al

I have never heard the robin thicke song

so this song, forever and always, will be a weird al song for me. I won’t squander this privilege, everybody.

Weird Al is a Genius! I love this man!

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